Windscreen Wipers In Danger From Arial Bird Attack.
People all over the nation are facing a new insidious menace which encroaches their very ability to see clearly on the road. It seems some adventurous avian have got people in an uproar over their daring day light raids on their vehicle’s wiper blade. These evil raiders have seemingly evolved a taste for the sweet tang of rubber from wiper blade and will stop at nothing to satisfy their bizarre cravings. Nothing is sacred to these winged Mafioso even the sealing around doors and windows is fair game to this flock of heartless criminals. It’s not just drivers who are at risk, we have breaking news that even the rubber insulation in double glazing is a prime target for destruction. It seems some motorists have gained the upper hand by wrapping their wiper blade up in plastic bin bags to avoid the voracious bird flocks from devouring their precious rubber like a plague of swarming locusts. Residents have been begged to stay in doors until the worst is over and tranquillity once again descends to our streets and homes. Experts recommend hiding all rubber wiper blade with towels to put off any would be vandals.
Motorists are reporting shelling out big amounts for new wiper blades as a result of a new spate of attacks and it looks like there is no end in sight. The Royal Society for the Protection of Birds or RSPB reminds angry motorists that killing the crows would be silly as crows are known to be practically indestructible. They go on to explain that this variety of wiper blades eating behaviour is relatively common for the birds and quite
The birds are known to be quite territorial and attempts to ward off possible love rivals very common in the animal kingdom. Even the lovely Peacock has been known to charge cars in the past and it seems these bird brains just don’t give up once they get a taste of nice rubber replacement wiper blades. One method to scare off birds for good is by hiring a hawk or other bird of prey these can be hired for precisely this advantage and will scare off any naughty birds for good. A less dramatic technique to protect your replacement wiper blades is too soak them in something which doesn’t taste very nice, vinegar is a good place to start but be admonished some stuff can damage paint work and the rubber on the replacement wiper blades themselves. So as another days sets and another day dawns over this sweet and gentle land it seems people and birds are held once again in an epic struggle and steadily escalating quagmire of tit for tat reprisals for the remainder of the foreseeable future.
