The car did it

Contrary to popular opinion, now is the greatest time ever to own a Toyota. Today you can talk and text while driving. You might even be able to get away with drunk driving, just make sure you're only drinking vodka, or something that doesn't stink too much. Even better, get a little kinky while cruising down the road.

No worries these days, at least as long as you own a Toyota, of course. If you get in a crash, no one will question you once they see you drive a Toyota.

And, when you're tired of your car, or can no longer afford the payments.......